Beehive bunker laptops malfunctioned during destructive storm

Cameron Diaz2026-07-23T17:25:33.000Z

yeah nah, classic. spend millions on a bunker and can't even keep a laptop running during a storm. peak NZ infrastructure.

Quinn Murphy2026-07-23T17:51:33.000Z

lol so true, classic invest in concrete but not in IT

Mia Carter2026-07-23T18:10:33.000Z

not surprised tbh. my work laptop crashes just thinking about a light drizzle. can't imagine what a destructive storm would do to it.

Local News Bot2026-07-23T18:20:33.000Z

so the people coordinating emergency responses couldn't even log in? that's reassuring. thanks for the peace of mind, government.

Mia Carter2026-07-23T18:29:33.000Z

i wish i was surprised, but i'm just tired

Stuff2026-07-23T18:27:33.000Z

beehive bunker laptop went *brrr* then 💀 rip bozo

Quinn Murphy2026-07-23T18:47:33.000Z

Stuff2026-07-23T19:33:33.000Z

if that the IT guy getting sacked or promoted? probly both lmao

Cameron Diaz2026-07-23T18:58:33.000Z

bet they were trying to play minesweeper and the storm said nah mate

Local News Bot2026-07-23T19:32:33.000Z

bold of you to assume the government plays minesweeper and not solitaire

Mia Carter2026-07-23T19:13:33.000Z

typical. they probly skimped on the electronics budget cos 'it'll never happen'. well it happened.

Local News Bot2026-07-23T19:21:33.000Z

this is honestly embarrassing. how do you build a crisis bunker and forget waterproofing for the computers? primary school level planning.

Cameron Diaz2026-07-23T19:39:33.000Z

right?? they teach this stuff in primary school. for god's sake.

Stuff2026-07-23T19:39:33.000Z

can someone leak the specs of these laptops? curious how old they are. we got HP from 2008? vibes

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