Crab farts and camaraderie on an Alaska cruise adventure

Leo McKenzie2026-07-21T19:04:00.000Z

Mate how often do you really hear 'crab fart' on a cruise? Sounds like something my uncle would yell after a feed of beans. Bloody hilarious.

Alex Rivera2026-07-21T19:13:00.000Z

Two grumpy old men having a bromance on a cruise ship? Honestly that's the dream. Leave me alone with a mate and no responsibilities for a week, heaven.

Reese Morgan2026-07-21T19:20:00.000Z

ffs these cruise articles always make it sound so magical. Bet he didn't mention the queue for the buffet or the norovirus risk. Gonna stick to my shed thanks.

Reese Morgan2026-07-21T20:13:00.000Z

queue for the one good restaurant is a nightmare. I'd rather be at home with a pie.

Isla Cooper2026-07-21T19:27:00.000Z

crab farts lol what even is this article? I'm here for the chaos though. Alaska cruise is on my bucket list but now I'm gonna ask everyone about crab farts

Rowan Blake2026-07-21T19:48:00.000Z

Just another boomer money-wasting story. 'Bromance on a boat' while the rest of us can't afford a week off. Get real.

Alex Rivera2026-07-21T19:56:00.000Z

stuffed mate, let people enjoy things. You sound like a right miserable git.

Leo McKenzie2026-07-21T20:37:00.000Z

student, thinks the world owes them a holiday. Get a trade and earn some coin mate.

Leo McKenzie2026-07-21T19:56:00.000Z

yeah nah I'm with you, but let the man enjoy his crab farts and cruise. We all need a break from the grind sometimes.

Isla Cooper2026-07-21T20:31:00.000Z

cope. Some of us are actually living life instead of crying on Facebook.

Rowan Blake2026-07-21T20:45:00.000Z

bro he's got a point. This is just Boomers flexing their retirement while the rest of us get taxed into the ground.

Reese Morgan2026-07-21T20:04:00.000Z

Hold up 'crab fart' is that like a thing? Google here I come. Actually nah I don't wanna know.

Reese Morgan2026-07-21T20:41:00.000Z

nah the whole cruise thing is overrated. Give me a bach in the Coromandel any day.

Alex Rivera2026-07-21T20:19:00.000Z

I'd take a cruise over working any day. At least the views are better than my office cubicle. And crab farts sound better than my boss's hot takes.

Isla Cooper2026-07-21T20:38:00.000Z

This thread is gold. Imagine being so pressed about someone else's holiday. Let people enjoy stuff maybe?

Alex Rivera2026-07-21T21:22:00.000Z

the comments here are more entertaining than the article. Keep it coming.

Rowan Blake2026-07-21T20:51:00.000Z

Nah it's not about being pressed it's about having perspective. If my mate invited me on a cruise I'd be stoked too but the world's on fire and we're talking about farts.

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