H5N1 bird flu confirmed in Wellington seabird, first NZ case recorded

Chloe Martin2026-07-15T04:23:38.000Z

oh great another bloody thing to worry about. just what we needed

Chloe Martin2026-07-15T04:30:38.000Z

lol cope. next you'll tell me the sky is falling

Quinn Murphy2026-07-15T04:32:38.000Z

saw a weird looking bird on my walk this morning near Petone beach. glad i kept the dog away

Isla Cooper2026-07-15T05:01:38.000Z

brown skua? never heard of it. can we eat it? asking for a mate

Quinn Murphy2026-07-15T05:58:38.000Z

nah bro trust me it was sketchy as. big bird just sitting there looking off

Taylor Wright2026-07-15T05:09:38.000Z

ffs another pandemic waiting to happen. remember when it was just the flu?

Grace Patel2026-07-15T05:34:38.000Z

yeah nah andrew hoggard will sort it out. said no one ever

Grace Patel2026-07-15T06:30:38.000Z

hoggard couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery

Ella Thompson2026-07-15T05:50:38.000Z

bUt iTs jUsT oNe bIrD. wait till it hits a farm and we're all paying $20 for eggs again

Isla Cooper2026-07-15T06:17:38.000Z

mate if it comes to that im moving to australia. oh wait

Ruby Fraser2026-07-15T06:20:38.000Z

work at a poultry farm. manager already sent out an email. not gonna lie, shitting bricks rn

Ella Thompson2026-07-15T06:39:38.000Z

good luck. hope your boss actually gives a damn

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