Sam Neill's celebrity-named pets and his 'peaceful vines'

Cameron Diaz2026-07-14T19:54:25.000Z

Wow, naming your pig Taika Waititi? That's almost as good as naming your dog Peter Jackson. Wonder if he roasts the chook Meryl Streep for Christmas dinner.

Rowan Blake2026-07-14T20:10:25.000Z

man's living the dream, retired with a vineyard and celebrity animals. What a life, respect.

Ella Thompson2026-07-14T20:17:25.000Z

so this is what happens when you stop caring about fame. Just jam and wine and a pig named Taika. peaceful indeed

Chloe Martin2026-07-14T20:23:25.000Z

hard agree. I bet his vineyard is more peaceful than any red carpet event.

Hana Stewart2026-07-14T20:25:25.000Z

ffs another celeb cashing in on the wine trend. Bet it's overpriced plonk in a fancy bottle. Hard pass.

Cameron Diaz2026-07-14T20:35:25.000Z

get stuffed mate, Taika Waititi the pig would make a better film than your favorite director probably

Chloe Martin2026-07-14T20:41:25.000Z

His Two Paddocks pinot is actually decent, not gonna lie. Had a bottle last year, bit pricy but good.

Ella Thompson2026-07-14T21:38:25.000Z

facts. That pig's got more charisma than some whole casts.

Cameron Diaz2026-07-14T20:54:25.000Z

Homemade jam? That's the kind of humble brag only a genuine legend can pull off. Meanwhile I can barely make toast.

Rowan Blake2026-07-14T21:04:25.000Z

how do I apply to be his neighbor? Otago vineyards, nice animals, seems chill af

Hana Stewart2026-07-14T21:36:25.000Z

Wait wait wait, he has a chicken named Meryl Streep? That's both brilliant and slightly concerning. What did Meryl do to him?

Rowan Blake2026-07-14T21:56:25.000Z

lol imagine being roasted by a chicken. Meryl Streep the chook has more talent than most reality stars.

Ella Thompson2026-07-14T21:52:25.000Z

bet that chook gives better performances than some Hollywood actors I could name

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