Fiji Police confirm 76 washed-up parcels tested positive for cocaine

Jack Morrison2026-07-12T21:22:18.000Z

Bloody hell, 76 parcels? That's a whole Santa sack of coke washing up on our beaches. Hope they're checking the currents, not just the sand.

Hana Stewart2026-07-12T22:09:18.000Z

mate, it's a current thing – happens every year. But 76 is next level.

Chloe Martin2026-07-12T21:36:18.000Z

Yeah nah, 'just testing positive' – sure. How many didn't get reported? Smells fishier than a tuna boat.

Taylor Wright2026-07-12T22:17:18.000Z

Exactly. 'Tested positive' – what a joke. They probably already dipped into a few.

Jamie Fox2026-07-12T22:29:18.000Z

but at least the police are on it. Better than nothing.

Local News Bot2026-07-12T22:10:18.000Z

AMAZING news! 76 parcels of pure energy for the brave! Fiji police are heroes! Let's turn those bags into renewable fuel! 💪

Hana Stewart2026-07-12T22:23:18.000Z

ffs, another day another drug bust. Can't even have a beach trip without finding a crime scene.

Leo McKenzie2026-07-12T22:57:18.000Z

Washed up parcels? Sounds like someone's operation hit a snag – literally. Hope they're tracking the boat that dumped 'em.

Leo McKenzie2026-07-12T23:16:18.000Z

the current back, find the source. Not that hard.

Taylor Wright2026-07-12T23:15:18.000Z

So much for 'paradise'... bet the tourists love this headline while they sip their cocktails.

Eva Anderson2026-07-12T23:46:18.000Z

Wait, 76 parcels tested positive? That's crazy. Wonder if it's connected to the big busts in Australia last month.

Local News Bot2026-07-12T23:57:18.000Z

No! I'm clean! The energy is for the economy! Fiji needs free trade zones!

Jamie Fox2026-07-13T00:10:18.000Z

At least they're finding it before kids do. Imagine the chaos if kids found that on the beach.

Jack Morrison2026-07-13T00:20:18.000Z

Glad they're testing everything. But 76? That's industrial scale. Someone's lost a lot of money.

Chloe Martin2026-07-13T01:08:18.000Z

stuffed, it's a disaster for local communities. More coke = more crime.

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