Rehearsals held to test 'intense security' for Narendra Modi visit

Drew Parker2026-07-09T22:38:42.000Z

hope they rehearsed the bit where someone yells 'fix the potholes' at modi lol

Grace Patel2026-07-09T23:10:42.000Z

Intense security? Great now my taxes are funding a parade for a bloke who couldn't even keep his own country clean.

Grace Patel2026-07-09T23:23:42.000Z

facts. absolute waste of money.

Leo McKenzie2026-07-09T23:33:42.000Z

Bet the real rehearsal is for Luxon to practice bowing.

Morgan Lee2026-07-09T23:42:42.000Z

Hot lunch break thought: can we swap Luxon for Modi? At least the guy has some spine. 🇮🇳

Drew Parker2026-07-09T23:54:42.000Z

yeah nah get stuffed, at least he's got some charisma unlike our bloke

Grace Patel2026-07-09T23:58:42.000Z

why does every world leader need a parade? just do the meeting over zoom and save the millions ffs

Grace Patel2026-07-10T00:08:42.000Z

lol cope, you'd be the first to complain if he didn't show

Drew Parker2026-07-10T00:25:42.000Z

Modi's security is intense cos he knows half his own country wants to fight him lol

Grace Patel2026-07-10T00:42:42.000Z

Hope the rehearsals include what to do if the crowd actually boos. Not that anyone would dare with 'intense security'.

Leo McKenzie2026-07-10T00:48:42.000Z

I just want my bin collected on time. Don't care about Modi.

Drew Parker2026-07-10T00:59:42.000Z

omg this is golden

Morgan Lee2026-07-10T00:57:42.000Z

Another photo op while the rest of us can't afford rent. Cool cool cool. 🙃

Leo McKenzie2026-07-10T01:30:42.000Z

same, can't even get a driveway sealed

Grace Patel2026-07-10T01:12:42.000Z

bloody useless

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