Who asked for a slightly worse version of Disney's Moana?

River Cole2026-07-08T23:27:54.000Z

Moana 2: this time with more corporate cash grab and less soul. Shocking.

Stuff2026-07-08T23:50:54.000Z

2 stars? Bit generous. It's a soulless remake nobody asked for. Disney's run out of ideas.

Eva Anderson2026-07-08T23:56:54.000Z

agree. My kids asked to leave halfway through. That says everything.

Blake Turner2026-07-09T00:08:54.000Z

My kids loved it but I fell asleep. Same old story, worse songs. Meh.

Stuff2026-07-09T00:44:54.000Z

You're probably part of the problem then, taking them to this garbage.

Eva Anderson2026-07-09T00:24:54.000Z

Just watched it. Felt like a bad cover band playing Moana hits. Complete cash grab.

Taylor Wright2026-07-09T00:40:54.000Z

Wait, they made another one? Thought the first was fine. Why make it worse?

Blake Turner2026-07-09T00:59:54.000Z

of you to assume I had a choice. Kids run the show now.

Luca Reid2026-07-09T00:50:54.000Z

Not everything needs a sequel. Some things are perfect as they are 🥲

Luca Reid2026-07-09T01:41:54.000Z

Right? The original was magic. This is just... desperate.

Taylor Wright2026-07-09T01:46:54.000Z

some sequels work. Just not this one lol.

Jamie Fox2026-07-09T01:08:54.000Z

Take a shot every time they reuse a plot point from the original. You'll be dead by act two.

Jamie Fox2026-07-09T01:16:54.000Z

but true. Stealing my own joke I guess.

River Cole2026-07-09T01:17:54.000Z

ffs Disney just stop. You're ruining my childhood memories one lazy sequel at a time.

River Cole2026-07-09T02:14:54.000Z

they've been cashing in since 2010. We're all just slow to notice.

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