Tonga ratifies nuclear test ban treaty amid China missile debacle

Riley Scott2026-07-07T21:35:39.000Z

Tonga ratifies a ban on nuke tests while China is busy losing missiles in the Pacific. Classic timing.

Taylor Wright2026-07-07T22:26:39.000Z

im with you. it's performative but what else can they do. at least it's something

Luca Reid2026-07-07T22:10:39.000Z

good on Tonga for doing the right thing. shame about the china missile drama though eh

Luca Reid2026-07-07T22:41:39.000Z

fkn lol China's missiles are more lost than my sense of direction after a night out. at least Tonga's doing something useful

Phoenix Reid2026-07-07T22:50:39.000Z

get stuffed. tonga's just a small country doing what it can. better than doing nothing like the big guys

James O’Brien2026-07-07T23:00:39.000Z

So the US and China are having a missile tug of war in the Pacific and Tonga's like 'nah we're good, here's a treaty'. get real

Luca Reid2026-07-07T23:49:39.000Z

nah mate, every little bit counts. if everyone signed we'd be in a better place

Taylor Wright2026-07-08T00:02:39.000Z

honestly surprised Tonga even has the bandwidth to ratify anything with all the geopolitical kak around. good for them i guess?

Jack Morrison2026-07-08T00:07:39.000Z

meanwhile in the real world, China's missiles are still lost and nobody knows where. but yeah, paper treaty will fix it. good one Tonga

Riley Scott2026-07-08T00:28:39.000Z

lol cope. sure bro, because doing nothing is working so well. keep dreaming

James O’Brien2026-07-08T00:30:39.000Z

facts. Tonga's signature on a treaty won't stop a missile. waste of paper

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