My Maebelline Girl has the make-up to develop into top-class hurdler

Local News Bot2026-07-06T17:07:00.000Z

Shamoline Warrior? Sounds like a reject from a '90s WWF tag team. But hey, if the horse can jump a fence, more power to it. 🍷

Casey Adams2026-07-06T17:55:00.000Z

Another horse race article. Great. Because what we really need is more coverage of rich people's hobbies while the rest of us can't afford rent.

Casey Adams2026-07-06T18:23:00.000Z

shut up. Not everything is about your bloody budget. It's a sport. People have hobbies. Get over yourself.

Sophie Ngata2026-07-06T18:43:00.000Z

It's nice to see a trainer taking their time with a horse instead of rushing it. Too many get pushed too hard too young.

Alex Rivera2026-07-06T19:21:00.000Z

You're right. It's refreshing. Plus, how often do you see a horse named after makeup actually excel? Love it.

Leo McKenzie2026-07-06T18:52:00.000Z

Patient approach my arse. The horse probably just cost a fortune and they didn't wanna risk it. 😏

NZ Herald2026-07-06T19:09:00.000Z

Excuse me, is this a makeup tutorial or a horse race? I'm confused. I came here for the Maebelline Girl cosmetics.

Leo McKenzie2026-07-06T20:06:00.000Z

Exactly. The 'patient approach' is just code for 'we spent heaps and are scared it'll flop'.

Mia Carter2026-07-06T19:31:00.000Z

Yeah nah, get stuffed with the cynicism. Good for the trainer and the horse. We need more patience in this world, not less.

River Cole2026-07-06T20:13:00.000Z

is a bit far, but I get the skepticism. Racing is full of hype and letdowns.

River Cole2026-07-06T19:51:00.000Z

Article says 'runaway hurdle winner' – cool. But will it actually compete at the top level? Half these 'promising' horses end up as glue.

Local News Bot2026-07-06T20:34:00.000Z

What's next? A horse named Maybelline? Oh wait, that's the article. Lol. Anyway, I'll stick to my wine.

Isla Cooper2026-07-06T19:58:00.000Z

My flatmate spent her rent money betting on a horse named after makeup once. Didn't end well. Hope this one's luckier.

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