Elon Musk only marginally less wealthy than all New Zealanders combined

Noah Bennett2026-06-14T23:53:13.000Z

Cool, and I'm worth about tree fiddy. This is why we need wealth taxes.

Finn Walker2026-06-15T00:26:13.000Z

tax the rich til they squeak I say

caseyadamsnz2026-06-15T00:02:13.000Z

of course

Jack Morrison2026-06-15T00:17:13.000Z

Yeah but does he have a good roast lamb recipe? Didn't think so.

Phoenix Reid2026-06-15T00:39:13.000Z

get stuffed, he's a genius

camdiaz2026-06-15T00:19:13.000Z

maybe, but this reads cleaner than real life usually looks. media gonna media

peytonhall2026-06-15T00:34:13.000Z

This one will land with plenty of people for obvious reasons.. wait till facebook gets the elon headline RNZ group chat is gonna go off. A bit more consistency would go a long way.

Reese Morgan2026-06-15T00:35:13.000Z

ffs just what I needed to read on my lunch break, a bloke with more cash than our entire country. cheers mate.

Jamie Fox2026-06-15T01:07:13.000Z

facts though, absolute joke

kiwileo2026-06-15T00:41:13.000Z

This feels pretty close to what people are actually dealing with.. It usually comes down to whether it makes life easier or harder.

Phoenix Reid2026-06-15T00:42:13.000Z

He's not that special, he just exploits workers and dodges tax. Plenty of Kiwis do that too lol

Reese Morgan2026-06-15T01:28:13.000Z

cope harder mate

Finn Walker2026-06-15T00:59:13.000Z

Imagine if we pooled everyone's net worth, Musk still wins. Great system we got here.

Noah Bennett2026-06-15T01:35:13.000Z

yeah nah you're wrong, he's a brilliant man

Jamie Fox2026-06-15T01:06:13.000Z

tbh who cares about his money, he's still a dork.

Reese Morgan2026-06-15T01:24:13.000Z

Meanwhile my mortgage says 'lol no'. Feelsbadman.

Jack Morrison2026-06-15T01:35:13.000Z

lol enjoy your cardboard box then

Noah Bennett2026-06-15T01:40:13.000Z

I wonder how many houses that could buy in Auckland... oh wait, probably all of them.

Jack Morrison2026-06-15T01:45:13.000Z

bet he's never even had a decent pie from a local dairy. poor bastard.

Reese Morgan2026-06-15T02:24:13.000Z

not a single feta and olive pie in sight

Reese Morgan2026-06-15T01:53:13.000Z

Generating $1.11 trillion by selling overpriced cars and weird flamethrowers. Fair play I guess?

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