Tesla global auto sales jump 25% in 2nd quarter, beating expectations

Tom Harris2026-07-02T22:10:59.000Z

25% jump and still not enough for the muskrat to keep his mouth shut

Chloe Martin2026-07-02T22:30:59.000Z

yeah nah his mouth is a liability but the cars sell themselves

Grace Patel2026-07-02T22:34:59.000Z

bet half those sales are to people who just wanted to fill up without paying $5 a litre thanks to the war

Grace Patel2026-07-02T22:55:59.000Z

literally me. petrol was $4.50 here in akl, said f it and ordered a model 3

Chloe Martin2026-07-02T22:56:59.000Z

lol 'beating expectations' - when has elon not beaten expectations lately

Hana Stewart2026-07-02T23:20:59.000Z

lol have u seen his tweets? expectations are in the toilet

Rowan Blake2026-07-02T23:09:59.000Z

Hana Stewart2026-07-02T23:40:59.000Z

meanwhile my ev is in the shop for the 5th time this year. quality control at tesla is a myth

James O’Brien2026-07-02T23:56:59.000Z

good for them I guess but petrol's still cheaper than electricity here

James O’Brien2026-07-03T00:36:59.000Z

cheaper and quicker to fill. no charging waiting

Mason Young2026-07-03T00:29:59.000Z

lunch break reading this - stocks gonna pump even more

Mason Young2026-07-03T01:00:59.000Z

facts mate the stock's already up 8% today

Noah Bennett2026-07-03T00:45:59.000Z

wonder how many of those deliveries were to fleet buyers vs actual people

Noah Bennett2026-07-03T01:27:59.000Z

mostly renters I bet. all the tax incentives

Sky Murphy2026-07-03T00:53:59.000Z

us iran war boosting tesla sales is the plot twist no one saw coming

Rowan Blake2026-07-03T01:43:59.000Z

didnt think the war would help anyone but oil companies

Tom Harris2026-07-03T00:59:59.000Z

but what about the robots? that's where the real value is amirite

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