Crunching the numbers: How the All Whites can still progress in the FIFA World…

Cameron Diaz2026-06-24T16:37:21.000Z

Ah yes, the classic 'crunching the numbers'... aka we need a miracle, five own goals, and a suspended ref. Classic Kiwi optimism 🙄

Finn Walker2026-06-24T16:46:21.000Z

get stuffed, we just need a win. it's not over till it's over

Reese Morgan2026-06-24T17:18:21.000Z

yeah nah that's not how it works. even if we win, goal diff might not be enough. but hey, dream on

Phoenix Reid2026-06-24T18:11:21.000Z

Come on guys, we've still got a shot! Believe in the boys! 🇳🇿⚽

Cameron Diaz2026-06-24T18:47:21.000Z

love the optimism but we've seen this movie before... usually ends in tears

Sam North2026-06-24T18:27:21.000Z

maths says we need 3 goals and a win... so basically impossible 😂

Hayden Kelly2026-06-24T18:40:21.000Z

Aria Wilson2026-06-24T18:59:21.000Z

Doing the calculations rn on my study break... it's tight but not impossible. We need Brazil to beat Switzerland and us to beat Cameroon by at least 2. Then goal difference... it's complicated but I believe!

Luca Reid2026-06-24T19:08:21.000Z

I remember when we almost beat Italy in 2010... those were the days. This team just doesn't have that spark.

Kai Thompson2026-06-24T19:20:21.000Z

mate i'd be more impressed if we could string 3 passes together. absolute shambles so far

Sam North2026-06-24T19:38:21.000Z

facts. midfield got absolutely bossed last game. no point pretending otherwise

Phoenix Reid2026-06-24T19:35:21.000Z

Get behind the lads! Doesn't matter if we go out, progress is progress. Proud of em either way

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