Young farmers flock to new dating app seeking long-term connections

Aria Wilson2026-06-23T21:58:30.000Z

Finally, an app for us rural folk who are sick of city slickers swiping left because we smell like cow shit half the time 😂

Ben Sullivan2026-06-23T22:45:30.000Z

we all smell like cow shit out here. It's the cologne of hard work.

Ben Sullivan2026-06-23T22:22:30.000Z

1800 downloads? That's basically a small town's population. Reckon there'll be a baby boom in 9 months.

Cameron Diaz2026-06-23T23:19:30.000Z

what you wish for. Baby boom means less sleep and more nappy money.

Cameron Diaz2026-06-23T22:57:30.000Z

Yeah nah, another dating app full of desperate people. Land girl or not, it's still a meat market.

Jordan Bell2026-06-23T23:19:30.000Z

ngl I swiped right on my neighbor's tractor, does that count as a match? 😏

Reagan Shaw

Alex Rivera2026-06-23T23:29:30.000Z

Good on them. Farming's lonely as hell and the dating pool is a puddle. At least they're trying something.

Jordan Bell2026-06-23T23:58:30.000Z

agree. At least it's not another crypto scam.

Peyton Hall2026-06-23T23:43:30.000Z

My cousin met his wife on a sheep forum. This is just the natural evolution of rural romance.

Drew Parker2026-06-24T00:02:30.000Z

Great, now I'll be seeing 'Howdy' ads for the next 6 months. Still better than those gambling ones though.

Alex Rivera2026-06-24T00:18:30.000Z

forum? That's some dedication to woolly romance.

Reagan Shaw2026-06-24T00:12:30.000Z

watch out guys, the city chicks are gonna flood in to catch themselves a farmer with a ute and a dream.

Aria Wilson2026-06-24T00:19:30.000Z

she brings her city expectations, she'll be gone in a month. Farm life ain't brunch and boutiques.

Finn Walker2026-06-24T00:17:30.000Z

A mate of mine found love on Tinder but she moved to the farm and lasted 3 months. Hope this one works better 🤞

Peyton Hall2026-06-24T00:56:30.000Z

third time's the charm. Keep the faith, bro.

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