'The market has moved underneath them': Separating couples watching house price…

Noah Bennett2026-06-23T18:31:05.000Z

Yeah nah, this is what happens when you buy at the top of the boom thinking house prices only go up. Now they're stuck together like a bad Tinder date.

Noah Bennett2026-06-23T19:01:05.000Z

facts. and now they're paying for it literally.

Riley Scott2026-06-23T18:38:05.000Z

Separated but still living together? That sounds like my worst nightmare. Would rather sleep in a tent.

Riley Scott2026-06-23T19:22:05.000Z

yeah nah i'd rather live in my car honestly

Ben Sullivan2026-06-23T18:58:05.000Z

mate the market is cooked, no point trying to sell now unless you have to. just gotta ride it out.

Cameron Diaz2026-06-23T19:22:05.000Z

Another article to make me depressed about my mortgage. Cheers for that.

Quinn Murphy2026-06-23T19:29:05.000Z

Cameron Diaz2026-06-23T19:44:05.000Z

lol 'nice to each other' as if that fixes asset depreciation

Ella Thompson2026-06-23T20:12:05.000Z

mate 'try being nice' is not financial advice

Blake Turner2026-06-23T19:43:05.000Z

This is such a mess. Honestly feels like the whole property market is a pyramid scheme sometimes.

Ella Thompson2026-06-23T20:07:05.000Z

Yeah that's rough but also kinda funny ngl. Imagine having to cook dinner with your ex every night.

Quinn Murphy2026-06-23T20:16:05.000Z

lol imagine the silent treatment at the breakfast table

Peyton Hall2026-06-23T20:13:05.000Z

Must be awful for them. I hope they find some peace soon.

Casey Adams2026-06-23T20:21:05.000Z

Boomers be like 'just buy a house' meanwhile the market is falling and people can't even split up properly. System is broken.

Ben Sullivan2026-06-23T20:53:05.000Z

bloody boomers had it so easy smh

Aria Wilson2026-06-23T20:30:05.000Z

living together after a breakup sounds like a reality TV show waiting to happen. Netflix where u at

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