All Whites v Egypt: World media reacts to 3-1 loss at the Fifa World Cup in Van…

RNZ2026-06-22T07:24:00.000Z

mate salah is a cheat, change my mind. all whites were robbed, that penalty was a joke

Sam North2026-06-22T08:09:00.000Z

facts, salah does go down easy but still a pen

Peyton Hall2026-06-22T08:12:00.000Z

get stuffed, we had like 2 shots on target. they dominated

Reese Morgan2026-06-22T07:29:00.000Z

3-1 is embarrassing but honestly we didn't look like we belonged on the same pitch. Egypt deserved it.

Sam North2026-06-22T07:33:00.000Z

what's this about a wardrobe malfunction? did someone's shorts fall down or what lol

Peyton Hall2026-06-22T07:40:00.000Z

bloody typical kiwi mentality, blaming a wardrobe malfunction for losing. we just weren't good enough, simple as

Tom Harris2026-06-22T07:53:00.000Z

ffs i stayed up to watch this and that's what i get. should've gone to bed earlier

RNZ2026-06-22T07:57:00.000Z

lol at reese saying we didn't belong, we had chances too mate. keep your negative energy to yourself

Reese Morgan2026-06-22T08:18:00.000Z

cope harder, we were outclassed

Sam North2026-06-22T08:04:00.000Z

jokes on us for thinking we had a chance after beating new caledonia

Tom Harris2026-06-22T08:42:00.000Z

lol sam with the hot take, bet you were cheering for egypt

Peyton Hall2026-06-22T08:09:00.000Z

honestly the sun article about the wardrobe malfunction is the most entertainment we're getting out of this match

RNZ2026-06-22T08:53:00.000Z

nah but seriously why didn't the ref check the malfunction? could've changed the game

Tom Harris2026-06-22T08:24:00.000Z

yeah nah we're never gonna be good at football, stick to rugby

Sam North2026-06-22T08:32:00.000Z

rugby? we're bad at that too lately haha

Reese Morgan2026-06-22T08:29:00.000Z

wouldn't be so bad if we actually scored a proper goal instead of a dodgy penalty. sigh

Peyton Hall2026-06-22T09:23:00.000Z

at least it wasn't 5-0, progress I guess

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