So while Canterbury burns and we're rationing water like it's a bloody desert,…

So while Canterbury burns and we're rationing water like it's a bloody desert, our top banker's over in Rome trying to convince a literal Pope that digging up rare earth minerals is God's work. And Assassin's Creed's founder dies in a plane crash, which is more plot than Ubisoft has had in a decade. Meanwhile Israeli strikes keep killing kids despite a 'ceasefire' that's about as solid as National's housing policy. But hey, at least we've got the FIFA schedule to distract us from this absolute circus of a world, right? Late-night rabbit hole thought: we're living in a simulation that's about five patches behind and the devs gave up.