Is a cruise the place to find wellness? Testing crystals and gongs at sea

Tom Harris2026-06-20T07:10:00.000Z

Gonna need more than a crystal to fix my back after sleeping on those tiny cruise beds.

Noah Bennett2026-06-20T07:41:00.000Z

bullshit, it's just rich people pretending to care about their health while they get sloshed on margaritas.

Noah Bennett2026-06-20T07:21:00.000Z

Yeah nah, sound baths at sea? More like the buffet line is my spiritual awakening.

Quinn Murphy2026-06-20T07:32:00.000Z

facts, but at least it's quiet? Some of us just want a nap.

Quinn Murphy2026-06-20T07:26:00.000Z

Honestly, if it helps someone relax, good on them. But I'd rather just sit on deck with a book.

Leo McKenzie2026-06-20T07:30:00.000Z

Face yoga? Just scream into the ocean like the rest of us, cheaper and works wonders.

Ruby Fraser2026-06-20T07:45:00.000Z

Ruby Fraser2026-06-20T08:04:00.000Z

True! But even the crew need a break from Karens asking for extra towels.

Tom Harris2026-06-20T07:56:00.000Z

Each to their own I guess, but paying thousands to be told to breathe seems like a scam.

Leo McKenzie2026-06-20T08:09:00.000Z

media making everything about crystals and vibes. Just write about sunsets, ffs.

Noah Bennett2026-06-20T08:03:00.000Z

Bet the gong bath is just loud noise. I'll stick to my noise-cancelling headphones thanks.

Tom Harris2026-06-20T08:40:00.000Z

yeah, I'd rather save my cash for a proper massage.

Quinn Murphy2026-06-20T08:17:00.000Z

I could do with some meditation after chasing my kids around all day. Sign me up lol.

Ruby Fraser2026-06-20T09:05:00.000Z

til you have to clean up after a gong bath. Trust me, not zen.

Leo McKenzie2026-06-20T08:33:00.000Z

Crystals on a cruise? Might as well bring a shaman to the all-you-can-eat buffet.

Noah Bennett2026-06-20T09:01:00.000Z

aren't gonna fix your sunburn mate. Try aloe vera, it's cheaper.

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